Last Friday a group of Boston Professionals met to send Scott Monty off to Michigan for his new job with Ford. In the spirit of a classic roast, most of the jokes were at his expense or at Crayon’s (apologies in advance to the Crayonistas).
Please keep in mind this is explicit content, and not safe for work. Just to drive it home it opens with an F-bomb and a joke with no taste at all.
Here’s the audio program:
Intro: Scott Monty’s rotten Joke
01:18 John Wall lays downs the rules
02:04 The Roast begins
06:30 Len Edgerly steps up
12:08 Doug Haslam
17:15 Adam Zand
19:11 Todd Van Hoosear
24:36 Chris Brogan
27:50 Laura Fitton
34:10 The Guest of Honor – Scott Monty
Among the offended:
Susan Getgood (also in attendance), Christopher Penn, Crayon, Coca-Cola, Second Life – Linden Labs, ooVoo, Chip Griffin, Sarah Wurrey, Shel Holtz and Neville Hobson, Bryan Person, Maggie Fox, C.C. Chapman, Joseph Jaffe, Chris Abraham, Greg Verdino
Get the file at: http://media.libsyn.com/media/themshow/RoastMonty.mp3
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Dear Lord, thank you for recording and posting this. I was flat mad I couldn’t be there. Muchas gracias.
I’m with Jason. At least I got to hear the reaction when my gift was handed out. Thanks for posting the audio.
I hope that horrible joke upfront doesn’t get Scott booted right back to Boston.
I’m just honored that the first words clearly heard in the podcast are “F.U. Haslam.” Makes me feel like I did my job even before I got started.
By the way, I used a few slides for my part in the roast– here they are: http://www.slideshare.net/DougH/scott-monty-roast/
Oh dear, I’m offended? Eep!
Wait – that was being RECORDED?? Oh, sh*t. If I had known, I wouldn’t have been so profane.
And the photo isn’t even crooked…
Crap, we managed to offend Sarah? Well done, gang, well done.
Oh yes, I remember the Sarah part very well. Yup, Scott got you pretty good, but you’ll miss it if you blink.
I just finished listening, and I think my favorite part was how everyone went “Ooooooh!” after. Ha!
But I didn’t get it as bad as poor Greg and Amanda, so I cannot be offended.
Thanks for the comments, I’m glad it’s funny to more than just the attendees!
Who is Scott Monty?